周星驰经典对白

1、曾经有一段真挚的爱情放在我的面前，我没有珍惜。直到失去我才追悔莫急。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那个女孩说三个字“我爱你”。如果一定要给这个承诺加上一个期限的话，我希望是“一万年”。
In 1, there was a sincere love put in front of me, I do not cherish. Until I lost my only regret is not anxious. If the God would give me another chance, I will say three words to the girl" I love you". If we give this commitment with a deadline, I hope is" ten thousand years".
2． 你把胡子剃光干什么？你知不知道你少了胡子一点性格都没有了？《大话西游》　　
2 you shave off your beard? Don't you know you little beard no? " Boast swims on the west"
3． 老弟，象我这么有理性的人，我怎么可能会接受这种无稽的事情呢？　
3 brother, like I'm a rational man, I can't accept such ridiculous thing?
4． 谁说我斗鸡眼？我只是把视线集中在一点以改变我以往对事物的看法，干吗？造谣我不行了，想抢我的位子？ 《大话西游》
4 who said I crossed eyes? I just focus on one point to change my view of things, why? All I can not, want to rob my seat? " Boast swims on the west"
5． 喔－－！熟归熟，你这样乱讲话，我一样可以告你毁谤，哈！《大话西游》
5 oh! Cooked to ripe, you talking, I can sue you for libel, ha! " Boast swims on the west"
6． 凭你的智慧，我很难跟你解释！　　
6 with your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!
7． 命运真是不公平，为什么我这么帅却要掉头发，你们长的那么丑却不掉头发。　　
7 it's not fair, why am I so handsome but would lose his hair long so ugly, you do not lose hair.
8． 你先走吧，我等我的腿没那么颤抖，心跳没那么乱的时候，我再走好了。　　
8 you go ahead, I wait for my legs not so trembling, heart rate was not so messy, I'll go.
9． 这样，我是一个感情很复杂的人，一个感情很复杂的人如果只爱你一个人的话，就会变得感情有缺陷，一个感情有缺陷的人，你就算永远地拥有他，也是没用的。　　
In 9, I was a