男性英语 Men's English

你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……

　　I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

　　I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

　　I'm tired　= I'm tired.

　　Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

　　Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

　　You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

　　What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

　　What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

　　What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

　　I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

　　I love you = Let's have sex now.

　　I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!

　　Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.

　　Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

　　Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.

person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

　　Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

　　(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

　　I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.